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Of Brothels and Damnation

  • Jul. 6th, 2008 at 4:48 PM
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sneevs: God
sneevs: Fuck guys
sneevs: They cause too much drama
sneevs: Let's be cross country lesbians.
sneevs: FORGET [snip]
sneevs: XD
Sushi: I AGREE
Sushi: Or
Sushi: NUNS!!!
Sushi: But like
Sushi: Scandalous nuns
sneevs: XDDD
sneevs: I like that idea
sneevs: I don't think we could survive as full blown nuns
Sushi: Yeah
Sushi: Agreed
Sushi: We could import hot Australian men.
sneevs: YUSYUSYUS
sneevs: I'm down for that.
Sushi: Haha
Sushi: YAY!
Sushi: We'll open OUR OWN NUNNERY
sneevs: Josh can document our interactions
sneevs: YES
Sushi: Just us
sneevs: We'll be famous!
Sushi: And hot Australian men
sneevs: XD
Sushi: Oh my God
Sushi: I think
Sushi: I just
Sushi: Formed a brothel in God's name.
sneevs: We'll tell everybody we're in solitary confinement
sneevs: HAHAHAH
Sushi: I have never felt so damned to hell.
sneevs: Psh
sneevs: Who cares?
sneevs: AUSTRALIAN MEN
sneevs: ....
sneevs: MAKE THEM IRISH
Sushi: IRISH AND AUSTRALIAN
Sushi: ACTUALLY
Sushi: IRISH/AUSTRALIAN HYBRIDS!!!!!!!!
sneevs: WE CAN CROSSBREED
Sushi: ......................
sneevs: FOR OUR OWN ENJOYMENT
Sushi: We just made a genetically engineered brothel in God's name.
Sushi: If this isn't sin...
Sushi: I don't know WHAT is.
sneevs: It's only sin if people find out
Sushi: ..............................
Sushi: I like it.
sneevs: Yes.
sneevs: Me too.

God. Every male-related relationship in my life has been nothing short of INSANITY. Summer...is not playing out how I thought it would, and I'm still trying to decide whether or not it'll turn out well.
 
Thank God...er...for Sneevs.

EXAMPLE:
"Do me."
"No thanks."
"Awwh."
"...I would."
"You would?"
"Have you met me, stupidface?"
"Once or twice. I remember there being sensual sparks."

HOW THE CRAP AM I SUPPOSED TO...

In the words of Yahtzee: Fuck Bother this shit nonsense.

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